1. bestfunny:


    when the store clerk think you walking in to steal


    (Source: cockbarf, via ruinedchildhood)

  4. boxedjellyfish:

    I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

    (via iheartmoonlight)

  5. adventuresofmoosehead:


    I’ve been waiting for this to come around so I could reblog it

    the only thing I can do during Comic Con is reblog this photo…

    (Source: noslowsongs, via iheartmoonlight)

  6. bongl0ve:


    Hey bongl0ve, I’m smoking with my homie in the bathroom too

    Yoooo dis guy knows whats up!

  7. shmemson:

    Tiny TIm - Earth Angel

    Guys. I am not even remotely joking or being ironic right now when I say that the first minute and a half and the last thirty seconds of this video might be my favorite thing that has ever existed in the history of the universe. I mean, ok, yes, when he hits the falsetto it is still really great, but god damn it when he’s just singing in his actual voice it fucking SPEAKS TO ME. You have no idea. And then the gals backing him up with the Wha-Oohs, and oh man, it’s just so amazing. I wish he’d had the notion to say “I’m not going to give these people what they want and hit this high note so they can all laugh at me,” and just stayed in that low register the whole time. I wish he had been correctly treated for his mental problems and had not been a novelty act and would’ve been the fucking superstar that he had the potential to be. 

    I have a lot of feelings about Tiny Tim, you guys. 

    (via waildsweetchild)


  8. skypestripper:

    we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  9. Thought this was cute. Thanks @heytommychong #cometothedankside #wedonthavecookies #butwehavedabs

  10. ruinedchildhood:

    This post is dedicated to Miley Cyrus. She is bout that life


    (via ruinedchildhood)

  11. betweenthefallenandthedead:



    These are dope

    Okay, so I am kinda in awe over these. 


    (Source: lordwanjavi, via acidglitterparty)

  12. anusking:

    a shrine to our god

    (via tangletots)


  13. churchvan:

    if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

    (via marijuanote)


  15. gabite:



    I gave a blow job today

    how did it go?

    I sucked

    (via officialunitedstatesofmurica)