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  3. the-stoner-sage:

    the-stoner-sage:

    Drunk video??? Maybe?

    Also ask me anon things and submit me drunk selfies.

    Submit me a penis and I will literally cut it off and feed it to you.

    (via the-stoner-sage)

     
  4. charmn:

    Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
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  7. totallytransparent:

    Saw a non-gif version of this so I thought I’d make it animated, credit to c-astrid for the original idea
    Made by Totally Transparent

    (via totallytransparent)

     

  8. Anonymous said: How many followers do you have?

    the-stoner-sage:

    420 

     
  9. manysidesofmyself:

    excusemybrain:

    Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

    and still no Oscar

    (Source: mgustave, via permanetly)

     

  10. Dont text while driving

    madeupmonkeyshit:

    NO TEXT ZONE
    NO TEXT ZONE
    YOU KNOW BETTER
    YOU KNOW BETTER
    NO TEXT ZONE

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     

  11. kirbyfucker64:

    "how old are you?"

    "It’s a secret :3"

    "aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

    (via officialunitedstatesofmurica)

     
  12. suffix:

    I wanna get a patent on this and call it the “Andrew face”

    My bfs name is Andrew and he makes this face constantly

     
  13. suffix:

    I wanna get a patent on this and call it the “Andrew face”

     
  14. unclefather:

    how she do that

    (Source: neachi, via permanetly)

     
  15. (Source: bryko, via ruinedchildhood)