1. homwrecker:

    sorcererinslytherin:

    homwrecker:

    this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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    shit i think i want to fuck nemo

    this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

    oh my god

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
  2. officialcrow:

    lindsaychrist:

    maitrebate:

    ive been on this website for 4 years, lord knows ive seen some shit but this is without question the WILDEST thing i have ever laid eyes upon

    OH MY FUCKING GOD.

    Nice

    (Source: yungdrakey, via ruinedchildhood)

     
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  4. youatthebarricadelistentothis32:

    The greatest hits of Elise’s school pictures

     
  5. elvendance:

    Babymetal メギツネ - Megitsune (x)

    (via elvendance)

     
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  8. intergalacticwombat:

    fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

    (via acidglitterparty)

     

  9. shouldnt:

    We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

    (via acidglitterparty)

     
  10. lustandlove-au:

    hertexasdaddy:

    That slow grind.

    Love waking up like this…

    (via makelovetoher)

     
  11. gatitaborrachita:

    baildozer:

    fla-savage:

    GF

    DOESN’T KNOW FUCKING GUN SAFETY…ugh…..

    Neither do these white cops but who the fuck is tripping???

    (via marijuanote)

     

  12. REBLOG IF YOU’RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .

    p-ityless:

    imaginarily:

    imaginarily:

    18, male, england. Vertical and personal, I’m following back and checking out new lots of new followers here

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    you have to reblog or it won’t work!!

    (Source: devnirenberg, via aboveandbeyondcali-714)

     
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  14. witness-protection-with-wings:

    witness-protection-with-wings:

    so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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    i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

    (Source: witnessprotectionwithwings, via youatthebarricadelistentothis32)

     
  15. skypestripper:

    theawkwardterrier:

    The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

    update: i banged him

    (via youatthebarricadelistentothis32)